


The Future of Best Buy…
The future of Best Buy is in office supplies??? Who would have thought, but there were lots of office supplies being sold at Best Buy locations in Hawaii this week.
Is this permanent or just a back-to-school promo? I never would have associated Best Buy with composition notebooks and highlighter pens.


Still Hunting Schweddy Balls
Aw nuts! I knew it was a ballsy move giving @abaggy the mission of getting Schweddy Balls. I mean this new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor just exploded on the scene, so finding these jewels wouldn’t be as easy as buying tea bags from the local grocery.
Regardless @abaggy was up to the challenge and went hard to get Schweddy Balls while on the mainland. Unfortunately, always on the go nad stuck in meetings, he couldn’t finish with his efforts ultimately sacked.
Even though there are motions to stop Schweddy Balls, the quest continues and when Schweddy Balls are tasted, it will be publicly documented.
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All I can say for his efforts are bollocks to you, Mr. Abaggy!
Popping Bottles and Other Hip Hop Cliches I’ve Never Heard of
I’m no filthy rich hip hop mogul, so it’s no wonder why I’m not popping bottles. Heck, I never knew what popping bubbles meant as well as many of these other hip hop cliches.
- “Play my/her favorite song”
- “I like it”
- “Duece/Dueces”
- “Animal” or “cannibal”
- “Swagger” or “swag on”
- “808’s”
- “In the club”
- “Turn it up” or “Turn it loud”
- “Put your hands in the air” or “put your hands up”
I’d only disagree a bit with 808’s. Maybe it is a type of drum, but if we’re talking Kanye West’s 808’s and Heartbreak, I have to think Hawaii (area code 808 and where Kanye recorded) had some influence.
May the Force Be With You (Temporarily)
Before watching the sun set from Hawaii Kai, we went to a first birthday party that included a balloon artist and a tattoo artist. I should have asked the balloon artist to make me a light saber to match my tat of Jedi Master Yoda.
It’s a good thing this is only a temporary tattoo. Yoda looks creepy.
Crepuscular Rays at Portlock
Over the weekend, I had the opportunity to watch the sunset from Portlock in Hawaii Kai. Here’s the view that includes crepuscular rays.
Save Your Back, Buy the Stand
So it’s been years since you bought your Bowflex adjustable weights, but you didn’t get the pricey stands for these weights. Sure the cardboard box the weights came in were a decent makeshift stand. They’re strong enough and heck, they are “free.”
But the boxes are short, making you forget about proper form when getting the weights, and your back is now suffering. They are simple rectangular shapes without any toe clearance, and you’ve kicked the box enough times to wear away the cardboard base, making the box unsteady.
Don’t be a cheapskate, straining your back to save a few bucks. Just buy the stands already.
Bid on Your Nike Mag NOW!
It’s now Day #7 of the Back for the Future auction for Nike Mags worn by Marty McFly in Back to the Future. There’s only three more days to get the Mag, limited to 1500 pairs in the world. Thus far, over $3.6M has been collected for the Michael J. Fox Foundation to fight Parkinson’s Disease, and your winning bid will only further this inspiring total.
Now is definitely the time to strike. Overall, Day #6 brought in the lowest donations meaning bids were low. The most expensive Mag went for a paltry $4K and the day’s average price was $3.2K. But as we get closer to the final tenth day, you know prices are going to soar once again. So take advantage right now!
Seniors Figuring Out Their Webcam
I don’t know if this is really legit, but there is humorous realism in this video of seniors figuring out their new webcam.
“Maybe it’s just recorded us?”