Juicy Couture No More
Who would have thought that velour tracksuits would ever go out of style? Next you’re going to tell me that Ed Hardy stuff ain’t hip.
Pulp
Effectiveness of Cinnabon Air Fresheners?
From what I understand, these Cinnabon-scented air fresheners
Maybe you’ll get better hauna-combating results with the Crackling Fire and Log Cabin
Feeling Like a Dirty Oprah?
Sometimes the cravings are insatiable. You have to have it. You need to have it. There’s no contentment or relief until you get some, and of course, we’re talking about getting some Dirty Oprah.
Your neighborhood Starbucks can help relieve your yearning for a Dirty Oprah. Just order one. Hopefully, you’ll get an Oprah Chai with an espresso shot added. If your request is met with a come-hither look, or you get some random concoction then please, keep that to yourself. 🙂
If you’re feeling dirty in extremis, then you need the Dirty Oprah trenta-sized. You assume responsibility for what happens after tapping a trenta Dirty Oprah.
Thanks to the Twitterverse for my education of a Dirty Oprah.
Abunai, White Buoy
The voice boomed over the public announcement loud speakers:
Repeat. There are strong currents on the left and right sides of the bay. Stay in the middle away from the white buoys, especially if you are not a strong swimmer. Stay away from the white buoys.”
Looking around the idyllic beach at Hanauma Bay, I saw many foreign tourists. Did they understand the lifeguard’s warning? Would the life-saving message be translated to other languages? Yes! The lifeguard is multi-lingual. He translates his warning into Japanese.
Abunai, white buoy. Abunai, white buoy.
I kid you not. I guess abunai more or less sums up the situation.
Check Out the “Honey Moon” Tonight
Something about the sun and earth’s left/right/up/down position will make the full moon look big and golden tonight. This “honey moon” won’t occur again until 2098, so it’s best to look outside tonight.
On Thursday night, there was a preview of the honey moon. On the windward side, the moon was low on the horizon, yellowish, and kinda hazy/cloudy, almost dirty looking. First the supermoon, now the honey moon.
The Ramenrrito But of Course
But of course this had to be done. Take ramen and combine it with a burrito for a Ramenrrito.
Available in New York for now, but it’s a matter of time before the imitations arrive. What local eatery would produce their own version of the ramen burrito?
Because Ninja
With the advent of more top level domains, I’m changing up Pulpconnnection’s custom domain used for shortening links. In the past, I’ve used pulp.ly and pulpc.in, but now, I’m using pulp.ninja. Yes, .ninja is a valid domain.
Yeah, yeah, this vanity domain is actually longer so it defeats the purpose of shortening links. But I had to do it because ninja. I mean really, ninja! And my other domain registrations are coming to an end so might as well switch and embrace the new domains out there. Keep an eye out for pulp.ninja in your Twitter feed!
Get Fit with Step 2
All it takes to get fit is this oddly shaped hula hoop called the Step 2. Those huge massaging nubs on the hula hoop directly stimulate your body for some reason or another. Just ignore the possible resulting skin abrasions and bruising.
Oh, and because of its “effectiveness,” you need to take appropriate caution when using the Step 2. Consult your physician if you have “serious back, hip, waist, or knew problems.”
I’m with the BitBand
For real, I am with the Atlassian BitBand. Check out my swag for proof.
Yup, thanks to Atlassian’s sense of humor, I won this Git shirt along with a BitBand band as part of an April Fool’s giveaway. Back on April 1st, the software company announced a hardware product, the BitBand. If you followed the press announcement and attempted to fund their hardware project, you would have found the giveaway entry form. Luckily, I won some Git goodies. The front of the shirt says “Just Do Git.”
Thanks Atlassian (but stick with the software)!
So Tempted
A Slurpee-branded mousepad for only $1. So tempted to buy it even though I don’t have a mouse.
Lance Stephenson Making Me Feel Funny
Is it just me or does anyone else feel a little funny watching the Pacers Lance Stephenson blowing sweetly into the ear of Lebron James?
Make sure you unmute the audio track in Vine.
Must be the music that’s putting me in the mood as well.
My Favorite Windows Theme, Hot Dog Stand
Back when I was learning about Microsoft Windows 3.x, my favorite visual theme was Hot Dog Stand. This thing was and still is hideously ugly. So ugly that you have to love it while hating it. Oh only if Pontiac made the Aztek in hot dog stand colors would it be the greatest car ever.